 Ante
is the cutest thing in the universe; well, almost. Either way, he
certainly doesn't deserve what is coming to him if you cheap bastards
don't send me some cash. I found him wandering around my back yard and
caught him. He was pretty beat up (mainly my fault, bear traps aren't
meant for squirrels), but I eventually nursed him back to health with
the intent to violently devour him. Then I got to thinking. What if I
made a site and tried to make people sorry for the little guy, sorry
enough that they'd bribe me not to eat him? Well, here would be that
site. Send me some money or the little guy will DIE. I'm not sure when
I'll do it. He's looking pretty good right now, but I guess I can hold
off for a while. I need to gather some recipes anyway. I was thinking
about eating him raw, but a stew sounds nice as well. However I decide
to do it, I'll try to make it as painful as possible for him, so donate
while you can and maybe I'll sell him on ebay instead or something.
Also, be sure to send me recipes. Mmmm, yummy.~Sunookitsune (that's with no space) |
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